- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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