- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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