- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do you call two dog? dogs

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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