What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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