- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

I enjoy Popcorn

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Sloths

Knock, Knock Who's There

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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