- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

I went to work today....

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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