Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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hashtags suck balls

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Your mother just died.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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