- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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