- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

So this guy was making a sandwich...

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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