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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

An Asian with a big dick.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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