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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

A women left the kitchen.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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