What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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