Where's my tractor?

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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