- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage