There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Anti Joke

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