- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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