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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

13 =B you just learned something

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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