A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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