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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

A drunk guy walks into a car

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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