- Anti Joke

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.