- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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