- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

A gay man watches football.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Where's my tractor?

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