What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Where's my tractor?

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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