- Anti Joke

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.