What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Yellow People !!

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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