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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Ain't idn't a word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Christ is a conspiracy

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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