- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What fires shots? A gun

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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