- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Women's rights.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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