Chlamydia

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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