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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Emily Walker.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Your so gay, that you like men!

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Emily Walker.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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