- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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