- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Ms Leong Sux

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Once upon a time a was born

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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