3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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