- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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