what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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whats white and sticky glue

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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William wright is Gay

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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hi charles lattuca III

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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