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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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