- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Detroit has a low crime rate

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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