- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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