What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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