- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What is white and black and red all over.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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