- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

My Nan, that is all.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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