- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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