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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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