Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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The WNBA

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Anti Joke

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