how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Women's rights

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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I'm Coming

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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