how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Heskey time.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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