- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

poopoo

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

penis in the camel

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

dat shoe shine tho

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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