- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Caolan and Eamon

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Sloths

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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