- Anti Joke

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

SHUT UP JP

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.