What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Barack Obama.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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