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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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