What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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