- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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