- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Sex education in Texas.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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