Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

PIED NINNY!

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