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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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404 Error: Joke not found

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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