What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

guess what? bannanas

How do you make a little girl cry?

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Leave. Now.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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