- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Dead girls can't say no.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

do you have a wife?

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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