- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

knock knock Goodbye

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

This is not a joke.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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