- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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