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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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