- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

womens rights.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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