What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Justin Beiber

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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404 Error: Joke not found

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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