The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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PENIS

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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were you expecting a joke

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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