Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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FUCK YOU

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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