- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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