- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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