Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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ur an fagit

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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one stop shop

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Anti Joke

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