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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

MRLSIXBWBSOVODKSHAIFKQJXIGJNRMWKSJDIVIVKEBWBEBKGKBODJWBEBJRRKFOBPBPDJWVECTNYLLNNIFUDJEBWKSOXOVOFJSBSBDKCKFKTKEBEJDLDOFIDKDJDHDBENSMSKSKSKSKSJDJDJSNRNTNTKDPQPWJSHCHCJDNEBBSJSKC

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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