why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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