- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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