your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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whats a joke

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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TOP KEK

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Ol-ive

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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