Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Please ignore this statement.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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