What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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