- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

You had better thumbs up this post.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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