why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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This is an anti- joke

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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