- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's your guys names?

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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