- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Once upon a time, The end.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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