What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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A bar walks into a man

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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