- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Gus's mom

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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