As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Dwight Howard

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Pickle

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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