- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Your mam is so fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

womens rights.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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