- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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