What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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