- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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