- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Equal rights!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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