Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Racial Equality

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's half of 8? o

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Indians

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