- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

the NAACP

knock knock? come in

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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