- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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