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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

whats 7+4? 74

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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