- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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