What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What's red and funny? The holocaust

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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