a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Anti Joke

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